Christina Martin’s Bad TV: Man At 3-2-1
MY name is Christina Martin and as my Twitter bio says “I love bad TV. Sometimes I film it”. That’s all you need to know about me. Let’s proceed. Over the next weeks and months I’m going to be sharing...
View ArticleHappy Halloween From The Human Badger
THE Most Haunted team have spotted something in the woods. Don’t have nightmares!
View ArticleThe Future Of Gaming, According To Bid TV: The Zone 100 Kills Your XBox, Wii...
THE Xbox is over, the Wii has had its day. Bid TV bring you the future of gaming. The Zone 100 is 100 of the biggest arcade games, apparently. What will you play first? Seek the Resources, Mr Onion,...
View ArticleThe Bachelor: Gavin Henson’s Nice Fruit Platter
BAD TV: Take an American TV format, transfer it to the UK, throw Gavin ‘personality’ Henson into the mix, and what do you get? The Bachelor on Channel Five. Utter awkwardness: Nice fruit platter. Oh...
View ArticleBAD TV: It’s A Tough One On Beauty And The Geek
A Beauty and the Geek contestant answers a tough quiz question: To be fair, it’s a tough one. The Dumbest Beauty Pageant Answers Ever
View ArticleFlashback TV: Poshest Blockbusters Gold Run Ever
WATCH in awe as a man named Paul blitzes the Blockbusters Gold Run in the deftest and poshest way possible. His friend, also called Paul (Bob affectionately named them Paul 1 and Paul 2) also gives him...
View ArticleRIP Bob Holness: with Konnie Huq and The Two Pauls
RIP Bob Holness. Christina Martin remembers: I WATCH Blockbusters repeats every tea time on Challenge. During yesterday’s episode I turned to my boyfriend and asked: “Is Bob Holness still alive?” Today...
View ArticleWestlife. All is forgiven
THERE hasn’t been much bad TV out of me lately. Reason being, I’m just back from a trip to Japan. Luckily, a late night flick around the channels granted me this clip which I carefully transported...
View ArticleCorrection of the Week – Carlo Padavani is John Travolta’s drugs baron
CORRECTION of the week in The Metro: Several readers have pointed out that alleged crime lord Carlo Padovani (Metro Friday) is said to have modelled himself on Tony Montana, the fictional Cuban drug...
View ArticleA dog texts the Metro Good Deed Feed
DON’T know if you read the Metro Good Deed Feed, but this week someone used it to crassly and hilariously compliment themselves. Note how someone is thanking someone for saving them from drowning!
View ArticleIncorrect answer of the week: the Family Fortunes *****
THIS Family Fortunes answer is wrong on a couple of levels:
View ArticleCorrection: Lou Reed’s Collaboration With Metallica And Lulu
WHAT did the Metro newspaper have to say about the death of Lou Reed, who is un-we-e-e-e-eeellllll:
View ArticleRIP Jim Bowen: When Gameshow TV Hit The Bullseye
So it’s farewell to Jim Bowen, my Bullseye Tumblr muse. He was the engine of that show, propping up hours of awkward banter with shy contestants like Colin the carpet tufter from Dridlington (my...
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